Lemme tell ya how it is...
I have a problem... I'm a workaholic. As if putting all of my stuff together wasn't enough, I thought, "well I have to do something nice for my fans... why not build them a little space where they can easily access all of the free stuff and content I've given them, as well as talk amongst themselves?"
So... here you go!
Get your free stuff - including music, eBooks and exclusive content - below! My music, God Jots™ and Operation Joy™ are all here!
Lastly, there's a space at the bottom of the page for you crazy kids to chat away. Talk about the music, the writings, the weather, my winning smile - whatever you like. Just please be nice to each other, okay?

I don't know if I really need to explain these. They explain themselves. Learn all about me!

Sometimes I drivel on and on about God-only-knows what. Sometimes, it's pretty cool! At the end of the day, I'll let you be the judge. Get a peek behind the curtains and into my personal life. And.... enjoy? Maybe?





Behind the scenes, under the scenes, next to the scenes, six degrees of separation from the scenes... there is literally a ton (okay, not literally, and not a ton, obviously) of content in here! Follow the development of The Art of Tactful Procrastination, as well as other projects like the re-releases of Lemonymous and Neon Apocalypse, and beyond! Plus, there's much more to come!




